What Happens When You Can't Have Sex or Beer As a Teenager

This is fairly nuts. (Click here for story)  It sounds like Romney was well-known as a local psycho. Fun is fun, but these are really complicated things for him to be doing. I did some stupid things when I was fifteen, but Romney was seventeen and eighteen, and he had collected costumes for his role-playing. And a fake red light for his car. Impersonating a police officer, which Romney did, was a crime, as probably was impersonating a fireman and waving an axe around in a shop. Sooo… these were not examples of good judgment.

Why was Romney so wound up? Was it because as a young Mormon he was not permitted to (a) drink, or (b) have any of that forbidden sex that other teens found so entertaining? Was this Romney's envious and pent-up sexuality finding an unusual outlet? In other words, did it give Mitt a hard-on to dress up in police and fireman's costumes and try to scare people?

If so, and Mitt was elected President, would he be dressing up, a lot, maybe in pilot's costumes like George W Bush did? Would he order aircraft carriers to come up the Potomac (as far as they could) so that he could land on them in fighter planes (as a passenger) and pretend he was Top Gun? Or maybe he'd dress up as a General and storm into the War Room to announce that North Korea had just attacked Cleveland? Gosh, imagine how fun that would be!

Hasn't our country already been through that? Romney seems to think we should invade Iran. He also says he thinks Russia is the "greatest threat" to our nation and he says he wants to start a huge fight with China. Ooooo, muy cojones, Mittoso! So what is all this? Just a more adult version of his interest in playing "dress up"? Seriously? Personally, I would prefer to have an adult in the White House. The last moron we had was one moron too many.

Arthur