Sunday, January 27, 2008

Thoughts About South Carolina


I am still mulling over in my mind my impressions of the South Carolina Primary. One issue is important to note in regard to the nuts and bolts of winning elections. Or not.

Again, as in Iowa, New Hampshire and Nevada, turnout to vote in the Democratic primaries and caucuses significantly exceeded the numbers who turned out to vote in the Republican primary. As the article in this South Carolina paper notes, that is a sharp reversal from 2004. In fact, as the television commentators were at pains to point out, Barack Obama got more votes than even turned out for the Democratic Primary in 2004. Was his win in South Carolina just a racial thing, since South Carolina has such a large percentage of black voters? Maybe, except the African-American population in Iowa is only 2.6% of the overall Iowa population. Obama won there and the Primary drew something like 60% more Democratic caucus goers than in 2004, and far more than turned out for the Republican caucuses, in a state normally viewed as a "swing state", that is capable of going either way. This year it seems to be trending strongly Democratic.

And then there is the whole speech thing. My idea of torture is to be strapped to a chair and be forced to watch George W Bush deliver a State of the Union speech. Contrast that with Barack Obama, whose victory speech in Iowa, his concession speech in New Hampshire and his victory speech last night in South Carolina have been among the three best political speeches I have ever seen. Better than Bill Clinton. Better than Hillary, better than Reagan, better than Robert Kennedy. Pretty incredible stuff. That helps people get elected. It may not always help them govern, but you can't govern unless you get into office first. Preferably with a large enough vote that you are considered to have a "mandate", whatever that means. It also helps to have sixty reliable votes in the Senate and control of Congress.

What being able to give a great speech also seems to be doing in Obama's case is draw Independents and moderate Republicans to him. A lot of Americans have decided that they want a President who maybe has a "faith", but they'd rather not know too much about it. Rather like them being okay about a President having a sex life, but again, not something they want to hear about in too much detail. Moderate Republicans are tired of being dragged along into an untenable prison of niche prejudices; rejection of climate change, rejection of stem cell research, "pro-life-ism", bellicose foreign policy, the injection of Christianity into every facet of our government. Even some who are deeply religious find themselves repelled by the sorts of thuggish mega-pastors who are being handed government checks and given remarkable access to the White House, as part of political strategy. Those people are deciding, in numbers that startle me, that they rather like young Mr. Obama. And they are going to vote for him. They've had it with the direction the Republican Party has taken, and they have lost hope that it can be hauled back from its present course. They appear to be turning into, in numbers that surprise me, what we may come to describe as "Obama Republicans".

And Republicans do not appear to be the only ones who are touched by something that Obama brings to the discussion.

The Clintons have helped a lot by running what has seemed to me to be a tightly-scripted and generally graceless campaign. Those who want soaring rhetoric need no apply. But what the heck is going to draw in the increasingly large numbers of Independents and disaffected moderate Republicans who feel that their party has abandoned them? Are party loyalists going to do it? If so, Clinton has that covered. The more disciplined Old Guard has that well in hand for the Clintons, as could be seen in the Nevada caucus where actions that constituted voter suppression took place, to help Clinton get that win. But at quite a cost to her in voter perceptions. The Clinton campaign's choice to let Bill Clinton knock around and dress down reporters and deliver long rambling speeches is a puzzling one. If Hillary Clinton were President, would Bill be permitted to ramble around the world and cut diplomatic deals, according to his assessment of the situation? That is the best equivalent to the role he is playing in the campaign that I can think of. It all seems a bit sloppy. And negative.

What came out of South Carolina was a clear sense that the voters did not like an overly sharp tone. They were okay with some backbone, but against the use of knives.

My hunch is that John McCain is likely to be the Republican nominee. As his mother so eloquently put it, the Republican base will, "Hold their noses and vote for him". That's a ringing endorsement, isn't it? So the issue is, how would Obama (if he is the nominee) poll against McCain? What would McCain throw at him? Well, probably not the issue of race.

If you recall the South Carolina Primary in 2000 there was a push- poll campaign asking voters if they were aware that McCain had a black child who was born out of wedlock. The true facts are a good dealer stranger, because when McCain's wife went on a trip to Bangladesh one time she brought back an orphan that she had spontaneously adopted. The girl is now about 14 and is dark complected for an Indian (which would make her "lower caste" or perhaps even "untouchable", the caste system in India having a huge skin color component). Cindy McCain apparently did not ask McCain before doing this, which is amazing. McCain was enraged by the attack on his family by that bit of creative race-baiting. I very much doubt that he would permit his campaign or any surrogates to go down that road. Too bitter a memory for him. Despite McCain's claim that he has his temper under control, no one believes it.

Obama's financial dealings with donors? Since McCain was famously one of the "Keating Five" who was deeply in the pocket of a Savings and Loan embezzler, I am not sure McCain, since he lives in a glass house, would want to start throwing stones. Whatever dumb things Obama did, or did not do, pale into insignificance beside McCain's blunder, which he got out of in part because of sympathy for his period of imprisonment in Vietnam. But that would not stop the issue from being raised again, and it is a fairly sordid story.

In summary, I think because of these coincidences, the General Election would be a fairly clean one, assuming McCain to be the candidate. Another reason I think McCain will be the nominee is that a lot of people find the Mormons strange. That they are Christian does not cut it, just as the fiercest hostility in Iraq is not between different ethnic groups, it is between the different Islamic sects, the Shiia and the Sunni, who have been fighting for 1,300 years. Over Religious issues within Islam. I do not believe that the most fervent Christians could bring themselves to vote for a Mormon. Their choice might be to sit out the election.

Or vote for Obama. Oddly enough, the crazed e-mails about how Obama is a secret Muslim and his middle name is Hussein have played to Obama's benefit: anyone who would believe that junk probably would not vote for him anyhow, but for him to be forced to respond to it gives him a chance to talk about his religious background and beliefs without it being HIM who raised the subject. It comes back to my contention that most Americans (according to a poll, 56%) want less overt religiosity in the White House. That statistic gives me hope for the American people, that despite all attempts to turn them into mindless sheep, it has not worked.

And then we come down to this thing about being sort of... black. Will that fly in 2008? Are the American people ready to elect a dark- skinned guy? One word. Oprah. When the single most popular talk show host in the United States is a woman whose skin is the same hue as his, I like his chances to transcend that apparent barrier. Seventy-five percent of voters in South Carolina identified Obama as the one most likely to bring "change", whatever that meant to them. I think it meant something like, "Something as far away from what is going on as is possible to arrange". The fact that even his skin and family background is so sharply different may actually help him. We know for sure he is not part of the Bush family, don't we?

Lastly, since I am working on a lobbying thing with someone whose cousin is deeply involved with the Obama campaign, I took the liberty of mentioning to my friend that in case he ever has two spare tickets to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, that my wife and I would be delighted to accept. At the very least I anticipate that my chum will get a laugh out of my request. And hey, if I am the first one to ask, who knows?

Joking aside, I find myself increasingly optimistic about the outcome of this election. I am still supporting Edwards, who Obama spoke yesterday of thinking might make a great Attorney General. I wondered if that was a round-about way of indicating that he'd ask Edwards to be Vice President? I would not be surprised. That said, Edwards would also be a holy terror as Attorney General.

Lastly, for anyone wanting to delve into the religious thoughts and connections of the candidates, start here with the Obama section of what seems to be a really useful series on all the candidates done by the Christian Science Monitor, which continues to do some excellent reporting, on a shoe-string. Their work on the Iraq war was incredible when compared to most of the major newspapers.


Arthur
P.S.: To be fair, there is one thing that strikes me as being a potential deal-breaker for Obama's political hopes. There must be both written material and video of the leader of the church Obama belongs to, when he has written or said things that would not go down well with most of the electorate. If the campaign seems to be getting close I think we can count on Hillary's surrogates to raise this issue. If Obama can explain it well enough to get through the primary I think he will be okay in the General Election, but if not, this could sink him.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Weekend Update - January 26th



  • Yes, it's all doom and gloom and war and global warming and Bush. Except when it's not. Mark Morford gives us 29 things to be happy about.

  • Tom Cruise has totally lost his mind. Here's a seven minute video of him explaining Scientology and besides looking like a total nut bag, making no sense whatsoever. This may help.

  • The warning voice in Rudy Giuliani's cockpit is screaming "pull up! pull up!" but we think he's a goner. Even The New York Times endorses someone else.

  • Forty years ago General William Westmoreland said "We are making progress...it (success) lies within our grasp, the enemy's hopes are bankrupt." Then came Tet. Remember?

  • Our government helping out: No more food for fat poor people! Hell, I feel better already.

  • Paul Wolfowitz, The Thing That Wouldn't Die. Coming AGAIN to a government agency near you.

  • p.m. carpenter: Ron Paul can say he at least gave them a way out.

  • The NYTimes recently hired William Kristol to write a regular op-ed column for them. Old Bill never disappoints. He does love this war so much.

  • Oh Yeah?! So what does John Kerry know!
  • Right-Wingers Can't Cover Up Iraq's Death Toll Catastrophe.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Arthur's Wednesday Notes

I don't know as much about Barack Obama as I might. I find myself warming to him the more I see him, but I just don't know a lot about him. It is always valuable to read a negative piece, as well as the positive ones. So here is a hit piece. Harpers (online) notes there are five followup posts, which may be corrections or other views, but I did not get to see those without being a subscriber. This article is really, really long and hard to read, so I copied and pasted it and compressed it into a more readable form, but it still is thirteen pages long. Yikes.

(Bad Hat will send the compressed copy Arthur made to EPRushNet members upon request.)

You can also see it here.

If anyone has a subscription can can read the "responses or corrections" I would be glad to know what they say.

Again, I am increasingly inclined to like the guy, would vote for him before any of the GOP stiffs, but this may give us a heads up that his hopes may not be exactly the same as ours. But then again, politics is always a matter of getting the lesser or two evils.

At the same time I notice that I am reacting to the sound of Hillary Clinton's voice. Is that a male thing? Interestingly, my wife says that she has watched Hillary with the sound off and finds herself not liking her body language. It can't be a guy thing in her case, so maybe there is something odd there. And, I would vote for her before I voted for any Republican. That's going to be our choice this time. A Democrat who may not be our first or even second choice, versus a Republican who almost certainly will be our last choice.


Forgive me if everyone has already seen this. It has been my impression that this administration believes that they can lie to the press, lie to the American people, and nobody will remember of be able to prove that they did. One could argue that Bush II is drawing to a close, so what's the point? I think the point is to examine the past, understand the past, in the hope that we will not need to repeat it. The other value of this sort of project is to put future Presidents on notice that if they are less than honest with the American people they can expect to have the truth come out eventually, which at the very least will tarnish forever their personal reputations. Or worse. What I like about the looks of this is that it appears fact-based, rather than the organization simply being a left of center response to the many conservative Think Tank reports, most of which are simply editorials.

Rush Limbaugh said on the radio the other day that he may not be able to vote for a Republican in this election. I think he may be hoping that Bloomberg will enter the race. Bloomberg has become the next Fred Thompson, lurking, lurking, promising, threatening, scaring everyone in the GOP, representing, in the words of Shakespeare, "A tale of sound and fury, signifying nothing". How many conservative Republicans are going to vote for a somewhat odd New York guy who is Jewish, lives some of the time with his girlfriend and on social issues is aligned with the Democrats? And how many Democrats are likely to vote for him? Not many. My sense is that Bloomberg would peel of moderate Republicans, some independents, drive down the Republican vote to Dukakis levels, and create chaos. I think that in the same way that Thompson proved to be a spoiler by promising to run and then putting it off again and again while he dithered, Bloomberg's ongoing "study" of the feasibility of him entering the race as an independent candidate has probably served to hamper Republican fundraising.

Arthur

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Ann Coulter Does Not (Heart) Huck

(This column was sent to me by Arthur last month, but it got lost in the mail. I print it now because it's still relevant. The links he sent me have "expired," so we added our own. My apologies to Arthur. JP)

I continue to be fascinated by the vitriol (whatever that is) that Mike Huckabee seems to generate in the dark hearts of Republican pundits. As he "Oh shucks" his way up in the polls the pundocracy is starting to tumble out of their dark coffins to attempt to tear him a new asshole. Or two. The latest is Ann Coulter, that flower of Family Values and Civil Discourse whose path to success is based on the premise that if a girl talks nasty enough she is going to get noticed. But even for a nasty piece of work like Ms Coulter, these two pieces are just wonderfully froth-mouthed. What do sodomy, Darwin, Mexicans, religion and public life have to do with one another? I read these rants and I can't even figure out what she is talking about, but even the uninitiated like myself can get a pretty clear sense that she does not like Mike Huckabee. At all. Not the right kind of Republican. Not a REAL Republican, it would seem. Not nasty enough, not as sharp and nasty-tongued as she would like, not as clear on what those pesky Sodomites are up to these days, not as interested in invading bedrooms as Coulter appears to think government oughta be doing, at least when they aren't busy stamping out Darwin's Theory and those pesky Global Warming jerks.

So what is it about Huckabee? Coulter hates him. Fox News thinks he is a hayseed. Rush Limbaugh thinks he is a jerk. The Wall Street Journal thinks he is wishy-washy. The Club for Growth is taking out a half million dollars of ads to paint him as a tax and spender. The Catholic League thinks he is anti-Catholic. Next week the Pope is probably going to condemn him from the balcony of the Vatican, and what next? He wins Iowa?

I think Huckabee is the false smiley face of Evangelicalism, rabid and delusional Pastor first, politician second. I see no place for him in our national government and it creeps me out to see him even running. But he certainly is opening up fissures in the Republican base, isn't he? Who knew that one anti-Darwinist could be so angry at another anti-Darwinite? Who knew that sodomy was going to become a hot-button issue in a Primary Campaign? Is that one of the most important issues facing our nation and our people? Seriously? Are these people nuts?

Arthur

Weekend Update - January 19th





  • A collection of wingnuts tells us all of the things that they imagine about Hillary Clinton. It can be summarized as, "She's bad, bad, bad to the bone". And a socialist to boot.The FEC just ruled that this movie could not be shown near election time without adhering to all campaign ad regulations. Picky, picky, picky.
  • Feel like you're too fat? Well, just put your head on someone elses body.
  • Bill O'Reilly hates John Edwards. He also doesn't think there's 200,000 homeless veterans. He is, of course, an idiot.
  • H. Ross Perot endorses Romney. Well there you go.
  • Among all the other Watergate-type scandels the White House is contending with, here's more on the one concerning the missing E-mails.
  • This just in: Hillary wins Nevada.
  • Our Army is hurting so bad that they're sending ailing soldiers back into combat. What the hell is going on here?
  • You Can Never Go Wrong Preaching Hate to South Carolina Republicans. Our Huckster equates homosexuality with bestiality and pedophelia. Praise Jesus!
  • That damned Liberal Media just doesn't report the good news about this war effort. The opium crop this year, for example, is going to be the best ever.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The Swift-Boating of Barack Obama

(Thanks to Brother Hal for sending this to me. This is just the beginning, I'm afraid, of what the so-called "compassionate conservatives" have in store for us the rest of this year. )

Who is Barack Obama?

Very interesting and something that should be considered in your choice. If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts...this is very scarey to think of what lies ahead of us here in our own United States...better heed this and pray about it and share it. We checked this out on 'snopes.com'. It is factual. Check for yourself. (We did, see below)

Who is Barack Obama? Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii , to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel , Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas . Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii . When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya . His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia.?

When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocate to Indonesia . Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta . He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, 'He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.' Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that that he is not a radical. Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta . Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking major public office in the United States , Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.

ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran. Barack Hussein Obama will NOT recite the Pledge of Allegience nor will he show any reverence for our flag. While others place their hands over their hearts, Obama turns his back to the flag and slouches. Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States , one of their own!!!! Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country?...... NOT ME!!!

(Well, why the author of this ugly piece says it checks out on Snopes.com, is beyond me. I guess they figure the kind of people they send it to won't check. We did. It's false, false, false. Get ready. The Rovian legend lives on. The rocks are warming up, and they're beginning to crawl out of their holes.)

JP

Monday, January 14, 2008

The "Filipino Monkey" Strikes Again

(This whole story would be very funny if it didn't bring to mind the Gulf of Tonkin bullshit that got us into a fighting war in Vietnam. A "prank?" Holy crap.)


There is the Fog of War and then there is this. The oddest pretext for an international incident one could possibly imagine. And there was our "President" wandering around the Gulf States spouting nonsense, based apparently on the prank of an idiot with a shipping-band radio.

Arthur

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Flexible Ethics

Okay, so here is this caucus scheme that has been in place for several months, put into place by the Nevada Democratic Party. Who the Union in question would endorse remained in doubt, it could have been Edwards (who courted it vigorously and has good Union cred) or Clinton (who has strong Union ties) but in the end it went to Obama. The week that the Union endorsed Obama a lawsuit was filed, claiming that the caucus precinct structure that had been known about for some period of time was a terrible thing, just terrible, so unfair.

Okay, politics as usual, but isn't that what we are all trying to get beyond? Aren't we trying to create an even playing field, instead of a new uneven playing field that a new team gets control of? The timing of this lawsuit, rightly or wrongly, gives the impression that the supporters of one campaign would not have objected to the caucus structure if their candidate had won the endorsement, but since another did, they are shocked, shocked, and they strenuously object to its unfairness. I am disappointed and troubled by the timing. I expect better from our candidates and their allies. Becoming our enemy in order to defeat our enemy seems problematic. I am tired of being governed by weasels, thanks anyhow.

Arthur

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Los Dos Miscreantos

(Arthur wrote this in response to this article by Mark Morford.)


The boys, aka Los Dos Miscreantos, developed a taste for "Raki" in Istanbul. Each of them purchased a bottle, Charlie's had several traditional cups with it, Robert, swank dude that he aspires to be, bought one said to be the "Johnny Walker" of Raki. Whatever Raki is. High proof windex, perhaps. They were using a phone card and bubbling with delight over their purchases and the trip, having the night before wandered the streets with a phrase book asking "where are women?" If you even wondered the meaning of the term "Innocents Abroad", this is it. Robert said Charlie was pretty seriously drunk, but since he is so big nobody probably would mess with them. Probably. I believe that there is an entire class of angels who hover around young people who have more nerve than common sense, snatching them away from the terrible things in life that any reasonable person assumes should finish them off. Some children have angels that have pulled muscles and plan to apply for disability when they are done protecting their charges when the youths they are assigned to turn 30.

My oldest, the brilliant idiot, told me some years ago that he had been practicing the best way to jump off a fifteen foot wall, if one needed to do that to escape pursuit. Now, as a parent, and one who blundered through life in his own time, one immediate question springs to mind: Who exactly did he believe he would need to escape from by jumping off a convenient fifteen-foot high wall without injuring himself? A wise parent, one learns that certain questions are best not asked.

Anyhow, so there the two world travelers were, ready to catch a plane from Istanbul to Dulles Airport, on their own, feeling quite the WT (World Traveler) and generally suave and oh-so-international. Ahem, and also nineteen and twenty. Every once in a while a father has really got to step in and deliver some really bad news. Lucky for them they have a nice mother (sometimes) so a DHL box just arrived, which from its weight and gurgle I believe is very likely to contain two bottles of vintage Raki.

A local wilderness supply store has a large bottle of used Swiss Army knives, $5 each. The owner buys them in bulk from Homeland Security. Meanwhile the ports permit forty-foot long containers to enter, often without any inspection. In England they recently discovered that some of those containers in fact have up to thirty people in them, behind a false layer of pineapples or something. An entire room, with cots, etc. But do our Homeland Security laddies think to investigate containers? Nope, sorry, too busy ruining the lives of travelers and making them take their clothes off, the better to sow fear and obedience in the American public. My older lost his Driver's License. Well, okay, he did not actually LOSE it so much as had it pulled from his fingers and torn in two, just because he sort of drove his car off the road a tiny wee bit and refused, refused on Constitutional Grounds to lower himself to the indignity of a Breathalyzer Test. I mean, what would Thomas Paine have thought of a Breathalyzer? Franklin? Jefferson? Not much, thanks anyhow.

But I digress... so he sort of doesn't really have the best ID in the world, since we impound his Passport to keep him from losing it. But you can fly with a Student ID card, except then you have to go through a super-special high-risk security check for badass people. They shoot a blast of compressed air at you an analyze it to try to spot chemical residue. Stupid, stupid, stupid government. Will no one deliver me from these fools?

Arthur

A Gift for the New Year

I am indebted to dailykos for calling attention to what they describe as a GBCW (Good Bye Cruel World) posting on Redstate.com, a passionate conservative blog. The author of this piece and I would not see eye-to-eye on many issues, but he's a good writer. And boy is he an unhappy camper right now. All those news items about how the GOP events in Iowa are drawing about half the numbers the Democratic campaigners are? You know, Iowa, the Heartland of the Homeland? What ought to be secure Republican bastion?

If this post at Redstate is generally reflective of the mood on the hard right, it sucks to be them. I agree that their candidates are either idiots or worse, but I thought their advocates would be willing to overlook all that in the interests of electing someone, anyone, who claimed to be a Republican. It seems that it is not working out that way right now: Here

Conservative blogs really are different, aren't they? One of those who responded to this posting just wrote "Jeremiah 17:9". Say what? Is everyone on that site supposed to know all the sub-sections of the Bible by heart? So fine, I looked it up.

Jeremiah 17:9. When the scripture says, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked," its ramifications to life are profound. It becomes clearer when we add synonyms: Human nature is dishonest, underhanded, untrustworthy, misleading, crooked, and insincere besides. To appease an appetite or receive instant gratification, it craftily tricks us into discounting plain truths as unworthy or unnecessary.

What a warm and charitable view of human nature! That section of the Bible argues that we are all garbage, that our essential nature is to be conniving crud. When I read something like that I am inclined to reflect, once again, that I got lucky by missing out on a strict Christian upbringing. My father studied to become a Methodist Minister, then decided that he'd really rather not, and set foot in very few churches during the rest of his life. I regret that he and I never spoke about it, but he was big on letting others draw their own conclusions about life. I assume that he did not believe the human heart is "deceitful... and desperately wicked".

Now here is a riddle for all of us. What the heck is this Biblical quote doing in the comments section of a political blog? Does the poster believe that the writer of the piece is "desperately wicked"? or that the Republican candidates are, or that... ? no, I just can't make sense of it.

What I do know is that I would like religion to be extracted from American political life, like pulling a tooth. It strikes me that confronting religious extremism in the Islamic world will be a lot harder if we ourselves are behaving like religious zealots. My clear sense is that much of the Muslim world is fairly moderate and deeply troubled by what is going on. I've had three different conversations with Muslim acquaintances recently where they were at pains to argue that extremism and fundamentalism is foreign to Islam, an aberration that they abhor. I'd like our next President to be someone who keeps their religious life fairly private and well out of the office of the President, so that he could more easily connect with the rational center of the 1.2 billion strong Muslim world. Please.

Arthur

Weekend Update - January 12th



(Sorry you haven't heard from us for a while, but Bad Hat took a little vacation to let everyone get well. We're back stronger than ever and ready to rock and roll. Here we go....)


  • This is great. Mark Morford gives us 12 "Top Ten" lists of 2007.
  • We all have heard of bad kids, but Mike Huckabee's boy seems to be extraordinary. He likes to kill dogs for fun?
  • And here they are: Factcheck.org gives us "The Whoppers of 2007."
  • Well this'll keep about 1 billion Catholics busy. The Pope has called for "continuous prayer" to rid the church of ... well, you know.
  • Turn in your coins! The New Bush Coins are coming!
  • Is prayer good for your health? (I withhold comment)
  • If any Democrat can't beat any of the Battling Bickersons in the Fox News debate last night, then the oldest political party in the world might as well fold its tent in permanently whipped humiliation. p.m. carpenter comments.
  • Space Invaders: Five Million Aliens for Hillary. Greg Palast.
  • Dirty tricks by Hillary? Say it ain't so.

The Goon Show Appears Onstage in South Carolina


When I watch, listen to or read transcripts of the 2008 Republican debates I am struck, again and again, at what a group of blithering dolts have come together to contest the Republican primary races. I wondered where they found these guys... until I realized that they sound almost exactly like the current administration. It may be through a sort of negative Darwinian selection the entire Republican Party has selected for the traits of foolishness, jingoism, insensitivity and a propensity to respond to uncertainty by wanting to kill someone. Preferably someone belonging to another culture or race, if one is handy, but absent that, anyone will do.

As evidence for the existence of this phenomena I offer the following exchange (below) during the recent GOP South Carolina debate. I am unaware of Fred Thompson or Mike Huckabee having any military experience. That did not seem to prevent either of them from falling into the trap set for them by a small group of Iranians with five fiberglass speedboats. What this group of aquatic pranksters thought they could accomplish by playing chicken with an American naval convoy in the Strait of Hormuz is open to conjecture. Had they come close to any of the vessels they clearly would have been blown out of the water. The Strait of Hormuz is a narrow, crowded and important shipping lane. It is important as the conduit for Iraqi oil to be exported, it is equally critical to Iran, to permit their oil exports. Iran is in the midst of an internal debate over the value of continuing to poke at the west with sharp sticks to cause a ruckus, or finding a more reasoned way forward that would permit the lifting of sanctions and an increase in trade. President Ahmadinejad campaigned on a platform of economic growth and distribution of Iran's oil revenues to the poor, who are struggling with inflation in the cost of basic goods in Iran. To date the opposite has happened and he has become widely unpopular inside Iran, both among the public and also among the ruling committee of Mullahs who wield ultimate political power in Iran, under the terms of the post-Shah Constitution.

What is challenging is to sort out which governing faction in Iran is in control of which branch of Iran's military. The Iranian army appears to have five or more sections, with a somewhat erratic command structure. One of them is called the "Iranian Revolutionary Guard" and that is the faction recently voted on by 75 Senators (including Hillary Clinton) as being a "terrorist group". Except, that would be like voting that the US Marines are a terrorist organization. By definition, any actions taken by any branch of a government are the actions of that government. Governments are (again, by definition) not normally seen as "terrorists". They may be seen as warlike nations, or warlike actions done by a nation, or acts of war, but terrorist acts? No. One of the difficulties of dealing with Iran is that different military units appear to be answerable to different factions within the Iranian government. Some are more moderate, some seem inclined toward confrontation and political theater. It serves the purpose of the most radical factions in the Iranian government to maintain a heightened state of hostility with the United States. The calculation seems to be that the people of Iran will side with their unpopular President against any perceived threat from the US, so a steady level of testing, rhetoric and provocation serves that faction's interests. It is a dangerous game, because the ruling Mullahs are growing increasingly tired of the acrimony. The most important thing for our country to do is not overreact or get sucked in to someone else's political posturing. For that we need political leaders with at least a minimal sense of how to respond to events, and when not to. The rhetoric of a couple of these guys is as overheated and addle-pated as the goofiest things a zealot like Ahmadinejad says to ratchet up anti-western hostility among his own people, to try to stay in office. The key thing for us to do, given the situation, is to not play into his game, to not give him stupid quotes to use to demonize us. I believe the Democratic candidates instinctively have the sense that their comments already are being taken as representative of our country. And they should.

My wife is in Egypt, after nine days in Istanbul, Turkey. She and her childhood friend Gail are on an adventure to someplace they've never been. And learning a lot. The report from Istanbul is that the Turks are warm and surprisingly funny, the food is astoundingly good, and although it is a Muslim culture there are no signs of people frothing at the mouth. Cynthia's report from Egypt is as follows:

The Egyptian people appear abrupt and serious, although they can be so kind and helpful. My first response flying in from Istanbul was one of anxiety, not the case now. Daily we saw sites dating from 3000-1000 BC. It became "old", like seeing cathedrals in Europe. Cairo is big, most of it reddish in color made of sand bricks. Along the Nile and the delta are 20-30 story hotels and buildings. From the airplane, all seemed reddish or white sand bricks. Flying from Aswan to Cairo was desert, miles and miles, with small paved roads that looked like they went from nowhere to nowhere. Most of the women on the street have chadors and the men gray or light-brown long robes with white headdress. In this hotel, the Four Seasons, it is different. Sitting having tea were two Arabic couples, the women wearing western dress (rather short and see-through) and at the adjoining table was the scarf-covered nanny with the children. Other tables appeared to have wealthy, rather arrogant looking Arabs, Europeans, or Africans. The common language in meetings was English - definitely sounding as though it is the universal language...

...we are both worn out. Tomorrow we have a full day visiting the pyramids, Sphinx and the Egyptian Museum. I am told the average wage of a bus driver is 600 Egyptian pounds per month, a coffee 1 Egyptian pound, a donkey 1000 pounds. Before coming I did not realize the biggest industry in Egypt is tourism, second is the Suez Canal and third are the foreigners living in Egypt. The country is crawling with tourists, Americans definitely in the minority. I am bringing home a few newspapers, one from Turkey and one from here. The US election is being watched, the Bush administration is definitely not liked. People seem to think very highly of Bill Clinton and mention his name in reverence. Surprise registers when Obama's name is mentioned, I believe in quite a favorable way.

All of that suggests to me that our world standing can be recaptured by electing the right man, or woman, as President. But again, I fear that none of these guys qualifies. And for cross-cultural insensitivity and saber-rattling, these comments by Thompson and the oh-so-Christian Huckabee (aka "Huck Thin") are right up there with the stupid racist comments one heard in the 19th and early 20th century. I'm sorry to have to put it so bluntly, but these guys are really clueless dumbasses. Huckabee's assumption that he knows who will be assigned to "hell" and who will not is breath-taking to me. The more I get to know him, the more I have come to loathe him. James Dobson of the "Focus on the Family" seems to think Huck farts perfume, which confirms all my suspicions about Dobson.

Asked about last weekend's Persian Gulf incident in which Iranian speed boats harassed U.S. warships, none of the presidential rivals found fault with U.S. naval commanders on the scene. But several took the opportunity to stress their determination to take stronger steps against Iran in the future.

"I think one more step, you know, and they would have been introduced to those virgins that they're looking forward to seeing," said Thompson.

Huckabee said if it happened again, the Iranians "Should be prepared to see the gates of Hell."

McCain, the only candidate with experience in the Navy, refused to second guess the actions of the commander of all the battle groups.

"I believe Iran represents a very serious threat," said Romney. He added he believes the incident was a calculated one to test U.S. defensive responses and was a "diversionary action ... It points out that we have in Iran a very troubled nation," he added. Romney drew mixed boos and applause from the audience when he criticized Texas Rep. Ron Paul for saying the United States must avoid another war. Romney said Paul had been reading "too many press releases by (Mahmoud) Ahmadinejad," the Iranian president.

"Make fun buddy," muttered a clearly irritated Paul.

Arthur

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Years Update - 2008




  • First of all, here's that New York Times editorial "Looking at America," published on New Year's Eve. It pretty much says it all, doesn't it?
  • Here's the Huckster saying he won't run negative ads against Romney, for example this one. What a putz.
  • Here's p.m. carpenter's take on Huckabee's press conference.
  • It seems that John McCain has been taking more than his share of lobbyist money. He pleaded with the NYT not to publish the article. Turns out it was the Washington Post who had the story.
  • More about the "Christian Warrior" campaign in the U.S. Army.
  • Whoa. Apparently Robert Novak ran out of whatever he takes to make himself so delusional, and wrote something intelligent. Go figure.
  • 77 year old Sara Jane Moore, the woman who attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford, was released from prison yesterday. You say you don't care? Oh, come on.
  • Did any of you have to endure flying on an airplane this holiday season? Six years after the terrorist attacks of 2001, airport security remains a theater of the absurd. The Airport Security Follies.
  • Corn-pone aw shucks Mike Huckabee has had enough of all the nasty things Mitt Romney is saying about him, and gosh darn it, he's not going to take it any more. I was curious to see if Huckabee has registered cannottrustmccain.com or thompson.com, but apparently he hasn't had enough money to do so yet. Stay tuned, the circular firing squad is just warming up. Meanwhile the "Minutemen", America's answer to sectarian militias, has endorsed Huckabee. Great. Along with his belief that crime in inner cities would be reduced if EVERYONE carried a gun, Huck apparently now believes that the best way to secure our "broken borders" is to support armed and stupid vigilante groups. What next? How can Rush Limbaugh NOT like this guy? Isn't he crazy enough, or is he, amazingly, even too crazed for Rush? - Arthur