Weekend Update - January 19th

• A collection of wingnuts tells us all of the things that they imagine about Hillary Clinton. It can be summarized as, "She's bad, bad, bad to the bone". And a socialist to boot.The FEC just ruled that this movie could not be shown near election time without adhering to all campaign ad regulations. Picky, picky, picky.
• Feel like you're too fat? Well, just put your head on someone elses body.
• Bill O'Reilly hates John Edwards. He also doesn't think there's 200,000 homeless veterans. He is, of course, an idiot.
• H. Ross Perot endorses Romney. Well there you go.
• Among all the other Watergate-type scandels the White House is contending with, here's more on the one concerning the missing E-mails.
• This just in: Hillary wins Nevada.
• Our Army is hurting so bad that they're sending ailing soldiers back into combat. What the hell is going on here?
• You Can Never Go Wrong Preaching Hate to South Carolina Republicans. Our Huckster equates homosexuality with bestiality and pedophelia. Praise Jesus!
• That damned Liberal Media just doesn't report the good news about this war effort. The opium crop this year, for example, is going to be the best ever.