Weekend Update - January 26th

• Yes, it's all doom and gloom and war and global warming and Bush. Except when it's not. Mark Morford gives us 29 things to be happy about.


• Tom Cruise has totally lost his mind. Here's a seven minute video of him explaining Scientology and besides looking like a total nut bag, making no sense whatsoever. This may help.


• The warning voice in Rudy Giuliani's cockpit is screaming "pull up! pull up!" but we think he's a goner. Even The New York Times endorses someone else.


• Forty years ago General William Westmoreland said "We are making progress...it (success) lies within our grasp, the enemy's hopes are bankrupt." Then came Tet. Remember?


• Our government helping out: No more food for fat poor people! Hell, I feel better already.


• Paul Wolfowitz, The Thing That Wouldn't Die. Coming AGAIN to a government agency near you.


• p.m. carpenter: Ron Paul can say he at least gave them a way out.


• The NYTimes recently hired William Kristol to write a regular op-ed column for them. Old Bill never disappoints. He does love this war so much.


• Oh Yeah?! So what does John Kerry know!
• Right-Wingers Can't Cover Up Iraq's Death Toll Catastrophe.