Weekend Update - November 17th

• Are you sick of being sick? Suffering way too much Bush-induced nausea? Well, tough.


• A lot of Presidential elections are decided by "general comfort level with candidate" as much as anything. This is a fairly coherent description of a fudge, wherein a candidate seems to be taking questions from an audience, but is really staging a scripted event. Nice. Tight. Message. While we expect this crap from Republicans, we do not expect it from Democrats.


• Of all the Iraq-war-themed movies released this fall, this passionate, personal film stands apart, and it stands alone. See it when you can!


• The New York Times says the Democrats have found their voice. Oh really? And what little whiney voice would that be?


• So Pat Robertson endorses Rudy Giuliani, and you watch the CBN all the time, right? And you don't like Rudy Giuliani, and so you want all that money you contributed to CBN back, right? And so what do they do? They give it back! Thank you Jesus.


• Remember during the Vietnam War when deserters could flee to Canada to escape prosecution? Well, Canada says we can't do that anymore. So where do we go now? Costa Rica? Holy Crap!


• The 50 Dumbest Things George Bush Has Ever Said. Only 50?