Weekend Update - September 22nd

• The U.S. Government's plan to protect you from terrorist livestock.
• Someone you know interested in joining the military? Have them read this first: Top military recruitment lies.
• Mark Morford rejoices in the "Fall of the Godmongers."
• Imagine a universe where a man can gun down women and children anytime he pleases, knowing he will never be brought to justice. Michael Hirsh, in Newsweek.
• Petraeus is no General Smedley Butler.
• How George Bush became the new Saddam.
• p.m. carpenter has "A Conservative Epiphany."
• Wanna get your hackles up? Read "He Needed a Rescue."