Weekend Update - Mother's Day Edition

• There you are, hard at work in front of the computer, and you know you want it. You are so busted. Mark Morford comments, "Are you Not Safe For Work?"


• The only thing we have to fear is the GOP itself. Watch this disgusting video featuring Sean Hannity and Oliver North and you can skip lunch. (Bet you can't watch the whole thing.)


• Is Darth Cheney confirming the cover-ups in the Reagan administration, or just whining out the side of his mouth? You decide: "I went through the Iran-Contra hearings and watched the way administration officials ran for cover and left the little guys out to dry. And I was bound and determined that wasn't going to happen this time."


• Whoops. Shouting "Death to America" and "Death to the Government", thousands of Afghan villagers hurled stones at police yesterday as they vented their fury at American air strikes that local officials claim killed 147 civilians. Apparantly U.S. forces bombed the living crap out of these villages. Winning hearts and minds?


• I gotta see this movie. Forget Spock, Transformers and the guy with the metal claws: Nothing says "Summer Movie Season" like a documentary about closeted gay Republican politicians, right? Here's a review of "Outrage."


• "The 25 lines edited out of the court papers contained details of how Mr Mohamed's genitals were sliced with a scalpel and other torture methods so extreme that waterboarding, the controversial technique of simulated drowning, 'is very far down the list of things they did,' the official said. " Who's in trouble now? The British.


• Here's further proof that Alan Keyes is in great need of an extended vacation in a nice padded room.