Some Christmas Presents

Hope you're all doing well today, laying back and enjoying the stuff you got from under the tree. Here's a few more little things that you might enjoy.

• Hey, why should that Iraqi fellow have all the fun? Now you can throw a shoe at ol' George yourself. Give it a try here.


• Office Max online offers us all a way to become immortal this holiday season. "Elf Yourself." East Coast Brother Alex sends us his version, and you too can get in on the action. By the way, that's his new baby, Maisie, in the video. She's magnificent.


• Our friend Jimbo sent us this one. "A Biker's Christmas."


• What's Christmas without something REALLY offensive? I warn you, this one's not for the faint of heart.


• And what the hey, Dicky Cheney actually admits his crimes against humanity. This will really help in court. Thanks Dicky.


• All the way from France, the somehow disturbing "Men In Coats."


• And in Los Angeles, Santa Claus goes on a shooting rampage and kills nine people. Merry Christmas, Mr. Heston, wherever you are.....