Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I Agree (in part) With Bill Kristol? (ARRRRGH!)


(Even though we've stopped reading the New York Times since the silly bastards hired William Kristol, the founder and editor of The Weekly Standard, as an op-ed writer, Arthur discovers something about Kristol he agrees with. End Times, indeed.)

In a sign that the End Times may now be upon us, or rapidly approaching, I am stunned to report that for the most part I agree with an Op-Ed column written by one of the more pointless human beings who ever clasped a pen between his prehensile digits and tried to write intelligent commentary on the same world that we all live in.

In proof that monkeys with typewriters probably could produce intelligible sentences, it seems that Bill Kristol was able to pound on the keyboard of his computer in such a way as to produce entire sentences with demonstrable content.

Okay, let's just say I don't like him or agree often with him and leave it at that. But even a dolt like Kristol, except for his obligatory "things are going great in Iraq" last paragraph, thinks McCain is a truly, amazingly, stunningly crappy candidate. I agree.
Too bad about that Obama boy getting all "lofty" like that. Nowadays that is sort of like someone getting "uppity" I believe. Those dark- skinned folks are not supposed to be "lofty," though it is permitted that they be "careful," "measured," "doubtful," "unconvincing," and "struggling". But "lofty?"
No, only right-wing white guys are permitted to do that.

Arthur

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