Saturday, September 22, 2007

Weekend Update - September 22nd



  • The U.S. Government's plan to protect you from terrorist livestock.
  • Someone you know interested in joining the military? Have them read this first: Top military recruitment lies.
  • Mark Morford rejoices in the "Fall of the Godmongers."
  • Imagine a universe where a man can gun down women and children anytime he pleases, knowing he will never be brought to justice. Michael Hirsh, in Newsweek.
  • Petraeus is no General Smedley Butler.
  • How George Bush became the new Saddam.
  • p.m. carpenter has "A Conservative Epiphany."
  • Wanna get your hackles up? Read "He Needed a Rescue."

What Bloody Nonsense!

(The following is the latest Letter to the Editor of the Register-Guard from Uncle Bob)

Tom Preuss (letter to the editor of 20 September) is extremely unhappy with the Register Guard for its “biased news” and “sickening” editorials and hopes to smile one day upon the “smoking crater” where the building containing the “shriveled souls” of its editors once existed.

I assume that such venomous hyperbole is merely evidence of a severe case of right-wing mental and moral indigestion and denial of reality and not evidence of a “maniacal barbarian” plot, as Mr. Preuss handily describes it in his letter, so I will not notify Homeland Security that a local citizen is recommending there be a “smoking crater” where our local newspaper building used to be.

So Mr. Preuss is home free, as far as I am concerned, and can continue to spread his poisonous gospel among us “shriveled souls” right here in River City.

And that he does; citing General Vo Nguyen Giap’s alleged remarks on the Vietnam War “currently found in the Vietnam War Memorial in Hanoi.”

General Giap is responsible for two memoirs; whether he actually wrote either of them personally is a matter for literary discussion. What is not at issue is the fact that he never said or wrote the comments quoted in Mr. Preuss’s letter. They are completely bogus, which should be evident to all concerned not only from the second sentence of the alleged remarks, which reads, “You had us on the ropes,.” an Americanization that no Vietnamese would ever use, and then the general’s alleged remarks that if it were not for the media “causing disruption in America” we “were ready to surrender.”

I must sum up Mr. Preuss’ allegations and quotations with three words:

What bloody nonsense!

ROBERT E. WINSLOW
Eugene, OR

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Sunday Treat: p m carpenter

p m carpenter's commentary

September 15, 2007

The "Cult" of Republicanism: Simplicity as Idol

OK, Barry, I'll take your advice and simply blame it all on you. For as you, Mr. Goldwater, advised during your ill-fated 1964 presidential campaign: "The big trouble with the so-called liberal today is that he doesn't understand simplicity."

Problems? No problems, you said, as long as "we have the courage to face them.... Those who don't have that courage want complicated answers" -- a spirit of wholesale anti-intellectualism that prompted NYT columnist Tom Wicker to note that you're like a "child..., with a child's directness and lack of complexity."

From that '64 campaign, you, Barry, inadvertently created the New Republican Guard -- the New Right -- which morphed over the years into the blind, anti-intellectual monsters in control today; those who, in their pursuit of electoral dominance, trashed the electorally inept Old Guard's cherished principles of small government, balanced budgets and fiscal sanity.

And trash them they did -- soundly, solidly, completely -- endowing us with a bloated, supply-sided, debt-ridden, ineffective government; ineffective, that is, except for those who don't need it. The anti-intellectuals would merrily rake in the plutocratic cash to grease their political machine and further indulge the plutocracy, leaving the middle class and poor to fend for themselves. Socialism, as they say, for the rich; capitalism for the rest of us.

As columnist Jonathan Chait observes in a recent New Republic article, "Feast of the Wingnuts": "American politics has been hijacked by a tiny coterie of right-wing economic extremists, some of them ideological zealots, others merely greedy, a few of them possibly insane. The scope of their triumph is breathtaking. Over the course of the last three decades, they have moved from the right-wing fringe to the commanding heights of the national agenda. Notions that would have been laughed at a generation ago ... are now so pervasive, they barely attract any notice
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"The result has been a slow- motion disaster," writes Chait, availing massive deficits, unsustainable income inequality and big government by business lobbyists.

Meanwhile the anti-intellectual politicos on the right hysterically charge that, for instance, rising income inequality -- buttressed by slashes in marginal tax rates and resulting in jumbo deficits which the middle class and poor will inherit -- is merely a demagogic fright-mantra of liberalism in its habitual campaigns of class warfare.

But the demagoguery was, and is, all theirs, of course. And now, as the economic chickens come home to roost, some of their then-gleeful co-conspirators are bellowing blame and fingering the real culprits. But only from a safe and sagacious distance.

The latest self-sparing, safety-first co-conspirer to rat out his pals is Alan Greenspan. Monday is the official launch of his delicious memoirs, "The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World," in which -- from that familiar distance -- he not only fingers the culprits, he screws them but good.

According to a NYT advance peek, "Greenspan paints a picture of Mr. Bush as a man driven more by ideology" -- that would be the ideology of simplicity advanced by Barry Goldwater -- "and the desire to fulfill campaign promises made in 2000, incurious about the effects of his economic policy...."

Incurious. The perfect word. For when one possesses an all-encompassing, roundly simplistic ideology that makes intellectual strain a needless exercise, curiosity becomes merely a time-consuming interference with presidential bike rides.

Jonathan Chait's article delves deeply and insightfully into the origins of what he calls today's Republican "cult" of ideological economic madness. Some may care to read it. But me? I'll just take Goldwater's anti-intellectual advice and simplistically blame it all on him -- much as he did himself, after it was too late, and he saw what madness he had wrought.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Weekend Update - September 15th

  • Because the Capitol Hill Police did not like a button this minister was wearing on his lapel, they banned him from entering the Petraeus hearing room and then attacked him and broke his leg when he resisted. Looks like Nancy Pelosi inherited a real problem when she took over responsibility for this bunch of Nazi wannabe's. I'm making my call to her office protesting this outrage, and hope that you will do the same. -Uncle Bob
  • LEAVE GENERAL PETRAEUS ALONE!
  • A war that isn't really a war. Mark Morford comments. Outstanding!
  • Of all people, Alan Greenspan says the Iraq war was all about OIL. Holy crap, who woulda thought!
  • Few Americans see an end in sight of the Iraq war.
  • John McCain's Psycho Express keeps on rolling....
  • How stupid does Bush think we are? And, another conspiracy theory. Oh, and here's one more.
  • Good News: Non believers are becoming more vocal. Uncle Bob's comments are working!
  • Did you like "Star Wars?" Check out "Rods From God."

Hamburgers, Brandy, and the Scientific Method

(Uncle Bob's comments below come from an otherwise innocent barbecue in my backyard, where there was a bit of brandy consumed, but no one came to blows. If anyone wishes to liven up an otherwise mundane backyard party, I suggest you invite Uncle Bob over. He never disappoints.)

In the midst of conversing on topics of interest while lubricating ourselves with our genial host’s brandy the other evening, my young friend (also a shirt tail relative) argued that since a scientific viewpoint is based on "faith" in the scientific method it is therefore no more credible or reliable than any other form of belief which may be based on faith, such as in holy scriptures, for example. Faith is faith, in other words.

This old atheist unbeliever leaped to the challenge of refuting this skewed and faulty premise, and the resulting discussion may have been heard several backyards away from our bower in Nephew John’s backyard.

My point, which I reiterated in every way I could think of, was that the scientific method is not based on fact or faith, but on trial and error. There are no “facts” in science, only theories. When a scientist proposes a new theory to explain his/her new view of reality, he/she is immediately challenged by his/her peers, who immediately set out to prove or disprove his/her findings by trying to replicate his/her results. If the results can not be replicated, the whole shebang gets consigned to the junkyard of “scientific” endeavor, such as recently happened when so-called cold fusion of atomic nuclei to produce endless energy could not be replicated anywhere outside the great state of Utah.

If further research validates the new theory, it becomes part of the scientific curriculum, but only as long as it can withstand further tests of its validity. And it is never a “fact.”

The process is called “peer review” and is not a friendly or tidy process. Scientific egos and professional reputations are at stake. As in all human enterprises, errors occur, but continual peer review pressure ensures that eventually all errors will be corrected.

Even with such checks and balances, scientific egos go astray. Native Oregonian Dr. Linus Pauling earned two Nobel prizes, one for Chemistry and one for Peace, but unfortunately is remembered primarily for his adamant and irrational advocacy of Vitamin C as a sure cure for the common cold. Most of his scientific colleagues were mum on the subject, perhaps because challenging the diktats of a Nobel Laureate on a topic of his choice is usually not a good career move.

Many of those folks who rushed out to buy Vitamin C to cure their colds soon decided that eminent scientist Dr. Pauling was a fraud so let's call him a phony and ask our pastor to lay on some hands.

So much for faith, and just as a reminder, a recent poll tells us that most Republicans believe that a Cosmic Supernanny created the entire universe about six thousand years ago, and Republicans are, unfortunaterly, half or more of this nation's true believers in whatever, such as who shall be our next president.


Uncle Bob

Friday, September 7, 2007

Weekend Update - September 8th




  • Here's why it would be a good idea to keep Bush home cutting brush, or whatever it is he does.

  • From The Nation: "Why We Must Leave Iraq."
  • Just in time for September 11th, the man Bush promised to smoke out of his cave and get "dead or alive" is back.
  • Local papers get the grim details about "non-combat" deaths.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Weekend Update - September 1st

  • Sign this petition.
  • Presenting the Pentagon's "three day blitz" plan for Iran.
  • Bill Clinton is a "nasty, bad, naughty little boy." Okay Larry, whatever you say.....
  • Is Bush REALLY planning a war on Iran?
  • Visiting "The War Room." Right out of Dr. Strangelove.
  • Happy Birthday and congratulation to Uncle Bob on being "86'd"
  • Honoring the Fallen.
  • It's Labor Day. Who do good working men and women turn to?
  • Miss Teen South Carolina vs. George Bush. A mental face-off.